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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Game Five

So the game is at the end of the third quarter right now, but I have to write. I heard that writing is a good way to express your frustration and my cat has a bloody nose, so I have to find another outlet now. What is going on with Carlos friggin Boozer???? His butt puckers every time he shoots. He looks like a rookie right now and he is absolutely atrocious. The Jazz have been on the fringe of taking the lead all game, but it seems like when they get close booz will screw it up. I mean come on!

Notwithstanding my frustration with boozer, I actually have a good feeling about the game. The Jazz are scrapping on every play and it just looks like Kobe the assasin is flat (I attibute this to his back). With Kobe on the skids and D "Mr. Clutch" Will in the game, I really think they can pull this off.

Has anyone noticed that Jerry Sloan looks like someone is pulling his pubes out with tweezers during the inter-quarter interviews and the camera in the locker room? He is such a stud. Ok 4th quarter started and Radmonavic just hit a three so I am going tback to my screaming. I'm out!

14 comments:

Fat One said...

Is there some freaking invisible barrier that the Jazz cannot take the lead? this is amazing, every time it is on the brink they choke!! Then once the Lakers score the Jazz get an easy bucket. That last play by Pau El Culon Gasol where he streaked down the middle and ran over harpring was a friggin charge! The refs definitely are not going to help the Jazz in this one. I am sorry to anyone reading this and wondering why I am writing, but I am uptight and going insane! Fricking Farmar and 1.

Fat One said...

Remember that good feeling I was talking about? Its gone. There is 6 minutes left in the game and the Jazz are down by 6. They have gone to Boozer the last 5 possesions or so and he has thrown up shatty shot after shatty shot. Then on the other end Odem is eating his lunch and then puking it back up on him. The refs are facilitating this and I keep seeing Phil Jackson give them man love during time outs. SOme of these calls in this quarter have been ridiculous. I know Phil looks like a muppet, but come on guys. Have some integrity. This is getting ugly quickly. Williams and Memo need to take charge. I apologize to anyone offended by my crude comments, but hey its sports

Fat One said...

Three minutes to play and Boozer is getting worse. I think we need to check with the vegas bookies to find out if there are any big bets coming out of Utah, because nobody can be this bad. I suck and I could make layups he is missing.

Fat One said...

Has anyone noticed that Sasha Vu whatever looks like a girl and is the biggest whiner in the whole league?

Fat One said...

Are you F-ing kidding me? There were two plays in a row where Gasol pushed Okur in the back to pull a board. Wow, I haven't been this upset at a b-ball game in a long time.

Fat One said...

Game, Set, Match. The Jazz are done. They will win game six in Utah and then break our hearts in game seven again. It is hard to win on the road, but even harder in game seven.
Carlos Boozer needs to turn in his man card and sneakers after the game. He is the reason the Jazz lost this game. He needs to apologize to his teamates, coaches, and fans after this game publically. I have not seen a so-called star choke so bad ever. That is a strong statement, but seriously the plays he has made or better said not made this post-season is amazing. He is terrible! I need to go take care of my IBS that this game gave me, take some anti-acids, clean up the broken furniture, take the cats to the vet and apologize to my wife and the neighbors for my foul mouth. Good night

Agent_Scarn said...

I'm sure your porn star neighbor has heard the F word before. Don't bother apologizing to her. Although........

Fat One said...

very good point... there is a party going on next door.

Agent_Scarn said...

So David Locke went on a rant the other night ripping the people that are ripping Boozer. I'm sorry, but you can't defend it anymore. The guy is folding under the pressure. I will concede that he does dictate the defense to a point. He demands some double teams and adjustments which opens up other players, but when you consistently shoot something like 4 for 15 shooting every game you need reevaluate. Boozer is killing this team.

It seriously amazes me that D-Will has carried this team the way he has so far. Carrying a 260 lb power forward for this many games you think it would be D-Will's back hurting. Boozer needs to bench himself if Sloan won't do it. Pray for Boozer foul trouble in games 6 and 7. I give up. I've been defending him too many games in a row now.

Agent_Scarn said...

Party? Go peep and tom for me and tell me what you see. Better yet, take a camera. Just kidding, I'll just get on her website :)

SittinDeadRed said...

Too many turnovers. I had said that as long as the Jazz kept it close and had a chance to win at the end I would be satisfied.

I lied. I am far from satisfied. Even though they still had a chance in the end it's frustrating that they pissed away such a good opportunity. This game was theirs for the taking.

However, It's still not over. Your IBS will subside by Friday, Boozer will have hopefully pulled his head out (not likely), and we'll be back cheering them on again. They're just making it interesting.

Win game 6 and come back and make a game of it in #7. Each game gets closer and closer. Maybe game 7 is when they finally put it together.

Got to get Friday first though.

SittinDeadRed said...

Did you just do a sideways smiley?

Agent_Scarn said...

Yes I did, and I'll do it again :) I used to hate the smiley's until I realized that it can completely change the tone of a post or e-mail. See on that post if I remove my smiley everyone would think that I'm being serious about going to her website and would think I'm a obsessed with naked women. If I put the smiley they realize that I'm just being sarcastic. Although she really does have a nice layout on her webpage. Very well set up ;)

SittinDeadRed said...

:)